In His Presence
In His Presence
I love research. Think it is the frustrated lawyer in me. Or a holdover from my youth and curiositykilledthecat days.
Recently, I overheard a conversation in the waiting room of my favorite practitioner that got my juices flowing…the creative ones…that is.
Two men were talking about their sex life. Now that they had reached the AARP years.
One was bemoaning his, while the other was relating stories of wild, torrid evenings filled with sexual scenes that could rival any from 50 Shades.
Who to believe? Mr. Sexisdeadafter60 or Mr. ManImgettingmorethanIeverHave
Reader, Sharpen your pencils.
Here are the facts:
The late great Songstress Nancy Wilson was a master of prose, innuendo and Sex
10 good years, 10 good years. All a woman has got is 10 good years…You better get yo man while the getting is good…you better light that fire while you still got wood.
Nancy knew what she was singing about.
According to the Researchers, many of today’s BBs are enjoying a healthy sex life well into their golden years.
Better healthcare, nutrition and medical advances mean BBs are living longer and therefore having sex longer.
According to the experts, Sex after 60 can lead to better number recognition for Mars and better memory for Venus.
Dang, is that why He had all those skeezers’ phone numbers and NO names in his Galaxy 8?…and She could remember all the times HE cheated with them?
Sex is wasted on the young is more than just a saying.
With Maturity comes Intimacy and all roads Do Not lead to wham bam thank you ma’am.
BBs can find real pleasure in hugging, kissing, and the Rom Com staple…Holding Hands.
Sex after 60 equals freedom from worry about having dem Babies. But remember STDs is a Real thing and still transmittable after 60.
Erectile Dysfunction for Lads and Vaginal Dryness for the Ladies can be an issue for some BBs. A trip to your Physician, Pharmacy or Porn store can help with these conditions.
Your Swinging from the Ceiling, Breaking furniture in Every room, Going for 8 hours with 2 snack breaks in between Days are probably OVER.
But new sources of pleasure are at the tip of your tongue, in the KandiKoatedBedroom catalog, or waiting for some new EverReady batteries.
So BBs, grab some granola and a green smoothie. and show them Milennials whatyomamagaveyou!
Peace and Light!
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Is what He calls it
When He takes you to bed
After you have taken himTo Court.
Like an elaborate chess game
The 20 year relationship
two moves forward
One move back.
In the background Gladys moans
Neither one of us Wants to be the First to say Goodbye.
And yes Shakespeare
Parting is such Sweet Sorrow
But breakupWe must.
If I am to survive
If I am to breathe
If I am ever to find
My Romantic Again
And Be clothed
In my Right MindAgain.
Cast carelessly aside
in My marital bed
on my satin pillow.
Secret phone calls.
Thousands of texts.
All belie My Innocence
And the lies
All starting to sound like the truth.
You know I will always love you hon. You ain’t got nothing to worry about with ME.We gon’ always be TOGETHER.
Singing Garth love songs
To me at karaoke
Where you thinkingAbout Her
and Not Me?
What makes a man
Turn and walk away
After you’ve given him
Sacrificed your very soul
Just to be with him.
Gurl, what you see in That man?He ain’t even yo type.Definitely ain’t on yo Level.
Mama said there would be days like this
days like this…
Put yourself in Jesus Hands
Insomnia is now my bedmate.
Sleepless nights that never end.
And no this ain’t no fairytale.
No Stranger on a white Horse
galloping to save me.
Save yourself, gurl
Away from Him
Away from Hurt
Away from Disbelief
Away from Disappointment
Away from Shame
Hmph hmph hmph
26 years ago
Over half My Life
IWish I Could
BEFORE WE MET
And SKIP My REGRET…